- “Where are you all headed?”

- “To visit mom at the hospital!”

(Source: halosydna)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

whoatherekelly:

♦ FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS // Reaver, Fable

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Adam Hughes : Catwoman

(Source: nthmetal)

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

Are you sure you’re not channeling Sam, Dr. Whitman?

(Source: vaultdweller)

(Source: hajinmon)

the-high-tyed:

The villains of Batman: Arkham Origins. 

oblivion: nirnroots are very rare and hard to find plus they never grow back and they're used to make a rly valuable potion
skyrim: niRNROOTS???? DID SOMEBODY SAY NIRNROOT??????????? HERES 5 WITHIN 3 FEET OF EACH OTHER AND THEY GROW BACK LIKE EVERY DAY LOL IS THIS WHAT U WANTED*~*~*~*~*

theelderscrollsonline:

Untitled, by Alba Palacio

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together