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I’ve eaten literally an entire jar of queso since like 5 yesterday.

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:14:57 -0400

I’ve eaten literally an entire jar of queso since like 5 yesterday.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:01:28 -0400

2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:32:54 -0400

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

the walking dead; andrea

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:31:18 -0400

the walking dead; andrea

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:29:57 -0400

callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:51 -0400

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

“may the odds be ever in your favor”

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:55:53 -0400

“may the odds be ever in your favor”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:48:37 -0400

sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:38:19 -0400

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

me: makes a mistake

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:24 -0400

me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:30:43 -0400

Wakes up in the middle of the night

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:30:00 -0400

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

gayerthanjew: i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:01:54 -0400

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

Did I miss the memo where today was “National Shoot Bridget Down Day”?

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:52:41 -0400

Did I miss the memo where today was “National Shoot Bridget Down Day”?

mythamphetamine: littlelionheartedavatar: The loneliest...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:03:39 -0400

mythamphetamine:

littlelionheartedavatar:
The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
The most damaged people are the wisest.
are you fucking serious
i am laughing so hard

LOOK AT THIS AWESOME THING THIS PERSON DREW FOR ME ISN’T...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:28:23 -0400

LOOK AT THIS AWESOME THING THIS PERSON DREW FOR ME

ISN’T IT GREAT

(feel free to erase this caption of course)

thank you again though <3

elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:47:20 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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