i didn’t take this but i’m in it.
aren’t her tits magnificent?
a Russian billionaire equipped his yacht with lasers to fire at the paparazzi. the more you know.
obligatory christmas selfie.
im sexy i know
idk if i like the way i look with them.
but i can finally see my tv from my bed so i’m leaning more towards the “idgaf i can see” side.
also i think it’s time for a haircut.
Fell asleep to LotR.
Woke up to jelly beans.
I’m all out of hot wings.
Can I have like three more lbs please.
I have hot wings.
Nothing else matters.
This is what Mass Effect has done to me.
it pleases me.